October 16, 2008

Man - Flu

A matter of weeks ago I would be the first to tell you that Man-Flu is a myth. A story made up by whiney males in order to avoid carrying on with normal life because they have a cold.

However, I am now ill with the so-called Man-Flu and it is horrible.

I have a throat that feels like I've been swallowing razor blades, a nose I can't breathe through and I feel amazingly weak.

I even managed to cough up some blood and get myself sent home from uni. Not something I was wanting to do.

Therefore, I am now of the opinion that Man-Flu is an actual illness, which has mutated and learnt how to jump to we female people, and that, if allowed to run free, could potentially wipe out the human race.

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